Drink Wilkins coffee or die!

God I love old, old, old school Muppets.

Blacksun Festival!

So I'm cleaning out my hardly used NYU email when I noticed 2 messages.

AH CRAP!

I forgot about the Blacksun Festival! AGAIN. Motherfucker... This is like the 2nd time now! And I completely forgot about the NYC Neo-Victorian Ball too!

Oh this is getting goddamned ridiculous. I need to inject ginko biloba directly into my brain or something...

S.O.P.H.I.E.

Such intolerance must be stamped out! Meet violence with violence! Strike down the intolerant and ignorant with equal fervor and rage!

To have such a thing happen to Sophie Lancaster is utterly horrendous.

Hmmh.

Being an apathetic moderate and a bored populist is tough. I'm also a disgruntled conservative, a bitter liberal and a lazy anarchist.

"In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace, what did they produce? The cuckoo clock." Orson Welles

"Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed." Martin Luther King, Jr.

"Withhold no sacrifice. Grudge no toil. Seek no sordid gain. Fear no foe …All will be well." Winston Churchill

"It is not enough for a handful of experts to attempt the solution of a problem, to solve it and then to apply it. The restriction of knowledge to an elite group destroys the spirit of society and leads to its intellectual impoverishment." Albert Einsten

"If you have an apple, and I have an apple, and we exchange the apples, then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea, and I have an idea, and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas." George Bernard Shaw

"Anyone in a free society where the laws are unjust has an obligation to break the law." Henry David Thoreau

The 10 types of Republicans

I can't wait to see when they make a Democratic version. This is a RIOT!

Twisted Metal - the (fan) MOVIE!

I loved the Twisted Metal series! Well, except for TM: Black. Gone were the cool metal, rock and rap songs. Replacing them were these lame "dark" instrumental pieces. So fucking corny that only a little emo cunt would like.

Imagine my giddy glee when a TM fan edited clips of various cars into a trailer!

Ah goddamn stupid tobacco chewing redneck fucker

My poor Archos 400.

Back last year, I set my bag and some fucking emo fuckup stepped on it by accident cracking the screen and getting LCD all inside the monitor. Fortunately it still played. Then during this week, it stopped working properly. Tracks would stop in the middle, then repeat themselves.

Without my MP3 player and the 100+ Doctor Who tracks I'd go nuts with boredom on my walks, bus rides and times when I'm by myself. Despondent I turn to Craiglist. Then I find it... a 30gb Creative Vision mp3/video player! FOR ONLY NINETY BUCKS reduced from 325! The guy selling it was given it as a gift and had no real concept of the price!

I make contact and I'm ready to buy it. Then in the middle of the week, the redneck trucker breaks off contact. No email, no call backs, nothing at all. Fuck. I was all set too. I d/l'ed the CD cover art for each of my Doctor Who story arcs from Big Finish. Well it turns out the idiot lost his cellphone and when he was looking for the box in which the player came in, the player somehow fell down some stairs and it broke.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUUUUUUUCK. I'm never EVER going to find a 30gb video/mp3 player for 90 dollars ever again.

I just can't get a break can I? Well, no. Not true. Palm is replacing my damaged Palm Z22 and I found a Dungeons & Dragons group near me. So at least I'm making new friends and getting back into REAL roleplaying. None of that Final Fantasy shit for me boyo.

God. I was so close to getting a 30 gb player... ARRRGH!

Ron Jeremy as Mario!

Egads, it's uncanny.

Zatoichi meets Yojimbo!

Tenchu Z

I was abstaining from making ANY decisions on whether or not to buy the PS3 or Xbox 360 in the future after I finally settled in up in Albany. I figured in 2009/10 I would buy one of those 2 systems. I was quite content with my Xbox and eventual replacement slim PS2. I sold the previous one in a fit of mindless frustration and anger after being blackballed from a Splinter Cell tournament.

Why was I banned? Because I actually had the audacity to fulfill the mission goals in a few levels. As in hacking the computers, decontaminating vials, stealing lab samples. You know, stuff you're SUPPOSED to do in a versus mode in this game. Fuckers. So without thinking I sold all of my PS2 stuff and got myself an Xbox. Now... Now I regret it because there are still many games I would like to get because they're now 20 bucks and under.

Anyway, getting back. I was holding up on making a decision to save up for either a 360 or a PS3.

That is until I finally took a long, hard look at my videos over at YouTube. *sigh*

I am a weak, weak man. I made up my mind. I'm going to save up for the 360. Hopefully in 2009/10 all the bugs and everything has been finally resolved. This so-called "Red Circle of Death" worries me.

I mean, how cool would it be to be on a ninja death squad?!?! VERY.

Justice, Russian style

This was the best video ever. NO MERCY FOR THOSE WHO MOLESTS KIDS. NO MERCY AT ALL

Make those predators cry. Let me put it this way. Make sure that in the end, they get a closed casket funeral. These monsters deserve no peace in this world or the next one.

Hell, if people whine that they don't deserve to be killed then send them to prison and ANNOUNCE to the inmates that pedophiliacs have arrived and parade them up and down so the prisoners can get a long, hard look at them.